~okamikiba

HEY HEY YOU GUYS I KEEP UPDATING THIS JOURNAL ALERT THE MEDIA.

I made *eight* posts in 2006. :0 In comparison I'm updating this thing a metric ass-ton. Wait, that's not right, ton isn't metric, is it? I think to make a ton metric it's spelled like tonnes. Or something.

ANYHOO.

B'cause I'm bored, and I feel like my muse-chatter is relevant enough to clog my main journalpagething. A MEME.

1. Choose a few of your own characters/muses. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag three people.

OKAY SO. My muses are as follows: Edward and Kenshin. I drag in Nick Elric and Kobayashi Takeo just to make life interesting. Also, Sariel - my Ed!muse from Sceptre of Flamel who generally goes by "Sariel" because of ALL THE ED-MUSES.

I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY INSANITY THAT MAY COME FROM READING THIS JOURNAL.


1) How Old Are You?

Ed: Sixteen.
Kenshin: And we start with the loaded questions, yes?
Sariel: I'm sixteen too, and why is that loaded?
Kenshin: I was born in 1849, so this year I would be ... *counts off on his fingers* 158.
Ed: If we're judging by that yardstick, I was born in 1899.
Kenshin: ...I think I knew that, and yet I am still surprised.
Nick: I, uh. I'm sixteen too, and I'm the same age as my great-grandfather. That's fuckin' WEIRD.
Takeo: I'm seventeen. I'm normal, it's the rest of you that's weird.

2) Height?

Ed: ...are you *implying* something?
Sariel: I'm NOT so small that I need a single yardstick to measure my height!
Nick: *facepalm* I take the fifth.
Takeo: You can't take the fifth. You're Japanese.
Nick: Uh, I totally can. Until I'm eighteen I'm a citizen of both countries. Nyah.
Takeo: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Well, I'm taller than YOU, so that's all that counts.
Nick: *punches Takeo in the gut*
Kenshin: *sighs* 5'3".

3) Any Bad Habits?

Kenshin: *sweatdrop* I let everyone run roughshod over me.
Sariel: Uh.. *thinks on this*
Ed: Nope!
Kenshin: ... you're a walking bad habit, Elric.
Sariel: If he can get away claiming none, I back him up.
Kenshin: 9__9;
Takeo: I can spend an entire week in my room watching anime!
Nick: Which then translates out to never leaving the library. Because you're a GEEK, Takeo.
Ed: There's nothing wrong with being a geek! Knowledge is fun!
Nick: Yeah, until you PASS OUT because you haven't eaten or slept in three days!
Takeo: It wasn't that bad!
Ed: ... three days?
Takeo: Oh, like you've never done that before.
Ed: No, actually.
Kenshin: Your brother made you eat and sleep, didn't he?
Ed: I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I CAN'T OVERPOWER A SEVEN-FOOT-TALL-SUIT-OF-ARMOR!!!
Nick: See, Takeo's taller than I am. I can't make him do shit. Now, however...
Kenshin: NEXT QUESTION.

4)You a virgin?

Kenshin: ... is that really a question?
Sariel: ... I think it is.
Ed: ...I think the real question is, does anyone actually have to answer that?
Sariel: *rolls eyes*
Nick: *scratches nose*
Takeo: Yup!
Ed: ...
Nick: Wait, you are?
Takeo: ...you aren't?
Nick: NEXT QUESTION.

5)Who's your Mate/Spouse?

Sariel: T_T Rooooy...
Ed: *points at Kenshin* Kenshin's my fuckbuddy!
Sariel: *snickers at this*
Ed: Whaaaat?
Kenshin: ... I wish you wouldn't use that term.
Ed: Friend with benefits?
Kenshin: I guess that's acceptable.
Takeo: You know, I still don't understand how Nick exists if he's gay.
Sariel: I know this might break your tiny little mind, but perhaps, just perhaps, we bat for both teams?
Nick: TMI. TMI. TMI.
Sariel: This is so much fun! Can I break him more?
Ed: If you pick up the pieces afterwards.
Kenshin: Stop it, both of you.
Nick: x____x; I'm unattached, I guess.
Takeo: What, you're not my mate?
Sariel: *howls*
Nick: ... friend, Takeo. I'm your friend. I'm not your boytoy.
Takeo: ...
Takeo: I'M NOT GAY ANYWAY.
Ed: Well, I'm not gay either!
Kenshin: I SAID STOP IT.

6)Have Any Kids?

Sariel: No.
Ed: I DO! *points at Nick*
Nick: *facepalm* I'm not your *kid*, I'm your *descendant.*
Sariel: Wait. So he's really yours?
Ed: I 'unno. This whole time stream thing is really jumbled anyway.
Sariel: You know, I dunno if I *can* have kids anymore.
Nick: Really?
Sariel: *gets a big grin* I'll ask Gabby. She'll freak the fuck out on me and it will be beautiful and I'll likely be banned for like six months again and THAT IS FINE BY ME.
Takeo: What the *fuck* are you talking about?
Ed: Angel shit, just ignore him.
Kenshin: I had one kid. After that I claim ignorance.
Ed: You had one?
Kenshin: ... we *live* with Kennichi, Edward.
Ed: KENNICHI'S YOUR KID?
Nick: Isn't Kennichi like my cousin a zillion times removed or something?
Kenshin: ...what?
Ed: ... what?
Nick: We worked this out a while back! Kennichi's grandma is my great-aunt, so we're somehow distant cousins or something, I dunno how cousins work.
Ed: WHAT.
Kenshin: ... so *you're* related to me too?
Nick: Apparently.
Ed: *WHAT.*
Sariel: *howls again*
Takeo: I am so glad I'm not a part of this conversation.
Ed: THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE.

7)Favourite Food?

Sariel: KATSUDON
Ed: KATSUDON~
Kenshin: I like...food. Sukiyaki's tasty.
Nick: Pizza. I miss pizza so much...
Takeo: Fried chicken.
Ed: Man, now I'm... wait, chicken?
Takeo: Oh god I miss fried chicken. Hey, Ken! Can you make fried chicken?
Kenshin: ... I'm not cooking for you.
Sariel: ... fried chicken...?

8)Favourite Ice Cream flavor?

Takeo: Chocolate. Chocolate chocolate chip with chocolate syrup.
Sariel: Strawberry!
Nick: My teeth rot just listening to you.
Takeo: Oh, c'mon. You're so bland. I bet your favorite ice cream is vanilla.
Nick: You'd be right.
Ed: Huh, I like vanilla a bit too, 'cause you can put a whole bunch of different things into -
Kenshin: Vanilla bean.
Ed: ASDF;KLJDASF.
Nick: Care to vocalize that?
Kenshin: Careful, he'll bite.

9) Killed anyone?

Kenshin: More than I'd like to recount.
Ed: I don't want to talk about this.
Nick: I don't think I've personally killed anyone.
Takeo: I know I haven't.
Sariel: I don't like this question.

10) Hate anyone?

Ed: SOUJIRO.
Kenshin: Maa, I don't really hate anyone...
Ed: YUUKITO.
Kenshin: If you'd stop provoking them, maybe you'd get along with them better...
Ed: YUUKITO HUNG ME OUTSIDE FROM THE FLAGPOLE.
Nick: I remember that! Didn't he get you stuck in the chimney, too?
Takeo: ...how does something so small get stuck in a chimney?
ED: DDDX
Takeo: I can't really think of anyone I hate per se.
Nick: Mustang!
Takeo: Strongly dislike.
Nick: Mustang.
Sariel: Ohhh. Can I get in on the Mustang-bashing?
Nick: Yes.
Kenshin: Moving on...

11) Any Secrets?

Kenshin: Yes.
Ed: Yup!
Nick: Doesn't everyone?
Takeo: I don't get it. Are we supposed to, like, tell them?
Kenshin: Probably.
Sariel: Well, if that isn't the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
Nick: Yup!

12) Love Anyone?

Ed: >////>
Sariel: Roy, I guess. Kinda. Maybe. A little. >_> AL. AL IS SAFE. I LOVE MY LITTLE BROTHER.
Ed: OH HAY. ALLLLLLL~.
Nick: I suppose we ought to be getting this on tape.
Takeo: Incest, on top of everything else.
Ed: I will fucking kill you.
Kenshin: *sighs* That's a might bit of a personal question.
Takeo: But the virgin question isn't?
Kenshin: ... I had a kid. That doesn't involve storks, yanno.
Nick: Careful, Takeo's kinda naive. He might not know...
Takeo: FUCK YOU.
Sariel: I thought you said you weren't gay!
Takeo: ...

13) TACOS?

Ed: FEED ME.
Kenshin: Oh, can we stop with the food questions? I'm going to end up cooking for everyone!
Sariel: ...I do not know this food. What are tacos?
Takeo: I'm hungry too.
Nick: Tacos give me gas.
Takeo: Doesn't change the fact I'm hungry.
Ed: *grabs Kenshin's sleeve* FEEEEED ME.

14) Ever slept in All day?

Sariel: Yes. Usually drug-induced in the hospital.
Ed: Well...there was a couple of days where I didn't get out of bed, but there wasn't much sleeping going on...
Kenshin: *sighs* I wish.
Takeo: Yup! Laid in bed alllll day and watched TV.
Nick: God, I'd go insane. The only days I've done anything like that is if I was sick or badly hurt or something.

15)Favourite Show?

Ed: Uh. Do we watch TV?
Sariel: I read books!
Kenshin: Occasionally. We go to movies more frequently. You do like that one show.
Ed: Which one show?
Kenshin: The one with the car. And there was the one with the blue thing.
Ed: Heeheehee yeah.
Nick: I actually go outside.
Takeo: FMA!
Nick: That's so meta.
Takeo: I knooooow.
Ed: What's that?
Sariel: Oooh, what is that?
Nick: I don't think we need to go into that.
Ed: Now I wanna know!
Takeo: What blue thing?

16)Favourite Movie?

Ed: The Magnificent Seven!
Kenshin: Shichinin no Samurai.
Nick: Dude, those are the same movie.
Ed: They are not! Mine has cowboys.
Kenshin: I prefer traditional.
Ed: COWBOYS PWN YOUR SAMURAI.
Kenshin: ...you did not just.
Nick: I like Star Wars.
Takeo: YOU ARE A GEEK.
Nick: NINETY PERCENT OF THE PLANET LIKES STAR WARS, IDIOT.
Takeo: Well, true. I like Lord of the Rings.
Nick: See, that's far geekier than Star Wars.
Ed: COWBOYS COWBOYS COWBOYS.
Kenshin: I AM NOT HEARING THIS. TRADITION OWNS YOUR COWBOYS. IN THE ASS.
Takeo: LORD OF THE RINGS IS NOT GEEKIER THAN STAR WARS!
Sariel: I am so glad I have no idea what's going on.

17)Favorite Band?

Ed: Uh... I don't listen to enough music to know the bands.
Kenshin: Ditto that.
Sariel: Ditto ditto.
Ed: I thought dittos made a high-pitched noise.
Sariel: ... what?
Takeo: L'arc~en~ciel!
Nick: ...Black Sabbath.
Takeo: ...seriously?
Nick: You like L'arc?
Takeo: Touche.

18)Eye Colors?

Ed: I have gold eyes!
Sariel: I do too!
Ed: Really?
Sariel: *smacks Edward in the head*
Kenshin: Really really dark blue, or more violet? I don't know, I don't really look at my own eyes.
Ed: Yeah, I'd go with violet.
Takeo: Dark, dark bluuuue.
Nick: Amberish. I blame Ed.
Kenshin: Well, that makes sense. Given genes and all.

19)Skin?

Sariel: I... have skin. Otherwise my organs would kinda be falling all over the place...
Ed: I'm pretty tan.
Kenshin: I like to stay out of the sun.
Nick: Genetics again? Then again I'm outside all the time.
Takeo: I get mistaken for a ghoooooost.

20)Fat/Average/Slim?

Takeo: Nick calls me a beanpole!
Nick: It's because you are a beanpole. You have no muscle on you.
Ed: You do?
Nick: More than he does. I'm a soccer player. You, on the other hand, are absolutely ripped in comparison.
Kenshin: Yeah, he's slightly frightening. I have muscle, I'm just not that well-defined.
Takeo: ...everyone here has muscle but me. D:
Nick: Maybe if you got out of the LIBRARY once in a while...

21)Rain, sunshine?

Ed: Rain makes my automail ache.
Kenshin: I don't really mind either.
Nick: I have to go with Ed, besides the fact that rainy days generally suck.
Sariel: If you get up above the clouds on a rainy day it's pretty, though.
Ed: .. and how the hell can any of us do that, dumbass?
Takeo: I like rainy days! I can spend all day inside and no one bitches at me. Like, I dunno. NICK.

22)Pool, Beach?

Ed: SAND IS THE DEVIL.
Kenshin: I like the soothing sound of the waves hitting the shore.
Ed: SAND IS EVIL! EVIL!
Takeo: I like the beach too! I turn into a lobster, but it's fun for a while!
Ed: SAND! EVIL! SAND! EVIL!
Nick: Yeah, Sand is a bitch to get out of automail.
Sariel: Chlorine smells funny, though. It makes my hair crunchy. D:
Ed: ...so?

23)Camping, staying home?

Ed: Considering we, like, lived on the road. I like having a home to go back to.
Kenshin: Ditto that. I've served my time outside, give me a roof over my head.
Nick: Aw, you guys are wusses.
Kenshin: Eleven years on the road, junior. I'm quite fine where I'm at now.
Nick: Well, trying to get Takeo out the door is like trying to get a cat into the vet's office.
Sariel: I like my bed. My bed is squishy.

24)Dog, Cat?

Ed: I like cats.
Kenshin: I used to like cats, before ours started its vendetta against me...
Sariel: Cats chew on me. T_T
Nick: I've never had a pet.
Takeo: PUPPIES.
Nick: What are you, five?
Takeo: I've ALWAYS WANTED A PUPPY.
Nick: NO.
Takeo: Awww. T_____T
Ed: Wow, this sounds familiar.

*

25)Believe in aliens?

Ed: Who are you, Shieska?
Sariel: I didn't believe in angels either, so. Yeah.
Kenshin: Universe is too large for it just to be us.
Nick: Definitely, I agree with Kenshin on that one.
Takeo: THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
Nick: O_O;
Takeo: *minispazz*

26)Natural Born, or Clone?

Ed: I don't get it.
Kenshin: You're natural born. I, however, am a clone of someone who was natural-born.
Takeo: You're a CLONE?
Kenshin: I was born in 1849, kid. Well, the original me. I was cloned a few years ago - and yes, long story.
Takeo: COOOOOL.
Nick: Natural-born. So is Takeo, since he's too busy foaming to answer.
Sariel: Ditto the natural-born stuff. Although I died, or kinda died.
Ed: So you're a zombie?
Sariel: ... no. I'm an angel.
Ed: YOU'RE TOTALLY A ZOMBIE ANGEL.
Takeo: WHAT.
Nick: Oh, christ.
Ed: I NEED A SHOTGUN.
Kenshin: No, you don't.
Ed: ZOMBIE ANGEL.
Sariel: I AM SO NOT A ZOMBIE.
Nick: Can I just, leave? Now? Before he gets a shotgun...?

27)Car or Ship..?

Kenshin: I am never riding in a car with Edward again as long as I live.
Nick: I would amend that.
Kenshin: I am never riding SHOTGUN in a car with Edward Elric DRIVING again as long as I live. Because I likely won't live much longer than that.
Ed: My driving's not THAT bad.
Nick: OH YES IT IS.
Takeo: I, uh. Get seasick.
Sariel: This is why I like having wings.
Kenshin: And I like my motorcycle.
Ed: THAT'S NOT YOUR MOTORCYCLE.
Kenshin: It is now and if you touch it your ass is *mine.*
Sariel: ... I thought that was already the case, anyway.
Takeo: I have a bicycle!

28)Ever destroyed something out of Blind Rage?

Sariel: I can't believe you have to ask.
Ed: Constantly.
Kenshin: Uh, kind of.
Ed: You? REALLY?
Kenshin: I don't want to talk about it.
Ed: This is a revelation. Kenshin and blind rage in the same sentence...
Nick: I'm not allowed to have baseball bats anymore!
Sariel: ... oh, there's a *story* behind this one.
Nick: And I'm not gonna tell it!
Takeo: It's totally my fault anyway.
Nick: It always is, Takeo, it always is.

29)Any Unusual Things about you?

Ed: I'm a gimp!
Kenshin: I'm a clone, and kind of a samurai.
Sariel: I'm an earthborn angel!
Nick: I'm from modern Tokyo, and I have automail.
Takeo: I, uh. I like anime...?

30)How much food/drink do you need a day?

Ed: As much as I can.
Kenshin: And you put it away like nothing I've ever seen before.
Takeo: Wait until you feed us too.
Sariel: I'm hungry.
Kenshin: Well, shit.
Nick: I'm hungry too. Are we eating soon?

31) Favorite Place?

Sariel: The roof.
Ed: My lab!
Kenshin: I like the roof too. It's quiet up there.
Sariel: Most of the time.
Kenshin: Well, yes.
Takeo: I like the library!
Nick: Is anyone surprised by that?
Takeo: I bet you like outside, or the soccer field, or something equally as gay.
Nick: ... pot, kettle?
Takeo: I AM NOT GAY.
Sariel: You know, he's awfully tetchy.
Nick: You get used to that after a while.

Ed: Is that it? Are we done?
Kenshin: I think so.
Sariel: Cool, are you going to feed us now?
Kenshin: No.
Nick: Awww, why not?
Takeo: He's a jerk.
Nick: *puppy dog eyes*
Kenshin: WHAT? Don't do that!
Nick: Why do you hate me?
Kenshin: I don't hate you! STOP THAT!
Ed: Oooh, I hadn't tried that yet. *joins in on the puppy-dogging*
Sariel: *watches this for a moment, then joins in as well*
Kenshin: ... you're so not getting laid tonight.
Ed: *still with the puppy dog eyes* Hungry. Don't care.
Kenshin: ALL RIGHT I'LL FEED YOU GUYS STOP THAT.
Takeo: YAY!
Nick: VICTORY IS MINE!
Ed: Ours! Victory is OURS.
Sariel: Whatever, we're getting fed.

**

Sometime Later...

Ed: Do I really have to do this?
Kenshin: It's that or dishes duty.
Ed: I can do dishes!
Kenshin: Without alchemy.
Ed: ....goddammit anyways.
Ed: *coughs* I was informed that we need to "tag" people.
Kenshin: To do this craziness as well.
Ed: ...I don't want to pick anyone.
Kenshin: ... then what was the point of this?
Ed: I dunno! You're the one making me do this!
Kenshin: So tag someone!
Ed: I REFUSE TO CONFORM.
Kenshin: ... that's not tagging someone.
Ed: I TAG EVERYONE.
Kenshin: *rolls eyes* Why are you being so difficult?
Ed: BECAUSE YOU'RE A BASTARD.
Kenshin: DO you *want* to sleep on the couch tonight?
Ed: No. It's my bed anyway, YOU should be the one sleeping on the... no.
Kenshin: 9___9 I'm going to bed.
Ed: T_T;
Kenshin: *sighs* Coming?
Ed: a;lkfjsdf YES.

*

Waaaay later:

Nick: Swear to god they might know their stuff when it comes to sword-slinging and alchemy but they don't know a damn thing about HTML. *fixes post*
Takeo: Niiiiiiick. Why am I still up?
Nick: Because you ate like seven tacos and then locked yourself in the bathroom, that's why.
Takeo: Why didn't you stop me? T_T
Nick: Because you're an idiot.
Takeo: ;__; YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
Nick: No, I don't love you, you got me into this fucking mess. *fixes the rest of the HTML* God, he's an idiot.
Takeo: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME, I'M SO CUTE AND ADORABLE.
Nick: ... I'm going to bed like sane people already should be. And locking the door behind me.
Takeo: T___T I GET NO LOVIN'S.